Match the sentences to find a joke .

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English exercise "Conditional jokes" created by anonyme (28-10-2005) with The test builder
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1. If we get engaged to be married, will you give me a ring ? A blister on your finger ! If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast ! Me. No, I would spend it ! Polish them ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? The whole neighbourhood ! don't come running to me. if we hadn't opened our mouths, we wouldn't have been caught ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? Sure ! What's your phone number ?
2. If you found some money, would you keep it ? A blister on your finger ! If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast ! Me. No, I would spend it ! Polish them ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? The whole neighbourhood ! don't come running to me. if we hadn't opened our mouths, we wouldn't have been caught ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? Sure ! What's your phone number ?
3. Fish 1 : How did we end up in this fish shop ? Fish 2 : Well, A blister on your finger ! If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast ! Me. No, I would spend it ! Polish them ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? The whole neighbourhood ! don't come running to me. if we hadn't opened our mouths, we wouldn't have been caught ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? Sure ! What's your phone number ?
4. If the baby wakes up during the night, who gets up ? A blister on your finger ! If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast ! Me. No, I would spend it ! Polish them ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? The whole neighbourhood ! don't come running to me. if we hadn't opened our mouths, we wouldn't have been caught ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? Sure ! What's your phone number ?
5. If you dial 215486598523541567850025680015474, what will you get ? A blister on your finger ! If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast ! Me. No, I would spend it ! Polish them ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? The whole neighbourhood ! don't come running to me. if we hadn't opened our mouths, we wouldn't have been caught ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? Sure ! What's your phone number ?
6. Darling, if the boat sank, who would you save first, me or the children ? A blister on your finger ! If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast ! Me. No, I would spend it ! Polish them ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? The whole neighbourhood ! don't come running to me. if we hadn't opened our mouths, we wouldn't have been caught ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? Sure ! What's your phone number ?
7. If you fall out of that tree and break your legs, A blister on your finger ! If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast ! Me. No, I would spend it ! Polish them ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? The whole neighbourhood ! don't come running to me. if we hadn't opened our mouths, we wouldn't have been caught ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? Sure ! What's your phone number ?
8. What would you do if you were in my shoes ? A blister on your finger ! If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast ! Me. No, I would spend it ! Polish them ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? The whole neighbourhood ! don't come running to me. if we hadn't opened our mouths, we wouldn't have been caught ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? Sure ! What's your phone number ?
9. Two birds were sitting on a branch of a tree watching a jet plane pass high overhead. 'Look at that speed of that bird ! ' said the youngest bird. And the older bird replied : ' A blister on your finger ! If your tail was on fire, you would fly just as fast ! Me. No, I would spend it ! Polish them ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? The whole neighbourhood ! don't come running to me. if we hadn't opened our mouths, we wouldn't have been caught ! Sure ! What's your phone number ? Sure ! What's your phone number ?