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    Learn English > English lessons and exercises > English test #114019: Funny jokes
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    Conversation in a gallery between a customer and an art dealer.
    Customer:'And this,I suppose,is one of those ugly caricatures you call modern art?'
    Art dealer :'No, it's just a (                    ) .'



    Young lady :'What made you decide to become a parachute jumper?'
    Young man :' A plane with three dead (                       ) .'



    Love statement 1 :' I could go to the end of the world for you. '
    ' Great but could you (              ) there?'



    Love statement 2 :'I offer you myself. '
    'Sorry I never accept cheap (                 ) .'



    Love statement 3: ' I want to share everything with you.'
    'Let's start with your bank (                       ) .'



    About food 'How did you find your steak,sir?'
    'I looked under a small slice of onion and (                 ) it was.'



    Chatting with God: ' Hi God,why did you make women so beautiful?'
    God:' So that you will (              ) them.'



    'But why did you make them so dumb ?'
    God:' So that they will love (           ) .'



    About transport:on a crowded bus one man noticed another man sitting with his eyes closed.
    'What's the matter?Are you sick?'
    'No I'm fine.It's just that I hate to see old ladies (                          ) .'



    It's my birthday: My friend gave me a tie for my birthday :
    'I wonder what would go best with it.'she said .
    I blinked at the tie and said ' A long (                 ) .'









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