Jokes (English exercise n°42959 - Please quote this number when contacting us)Other English exercises on the same topicJokesComplete the jokes.English exercise "" created by lavoivre (15-05-2008) with The test builderClick here to see the current stats of this English test1. - 'Driver, does this bus stop at the river ?' -'There'll be a terrible closed else finished half hot pay splash spoon what yesterday if it doesn't, Madam...' 2. -'Waiter, you've got your thumb in my soup !' -'That's all right sir, it's not closed else finished half hot pay splash spoon what yesterday ...' 3. -'Doctor, I keep forgetting things' -' In that case, please closed else finished half hot pay splash spoon what yesterday me now !' 4. -'Mummy, the baby is eating the newspaper !' -'It's all right, dear. It's closed else finished half hot pay splash spoon what yesterday 's newspaper !' 5. -'Did you change the fish's water ?' -'No... It still hasn't closed else finished half hot pay splash spoon what yesterday the water I put in last week.' 6. -'How do you like school, Jo ?' -'Preferably closed else finished half hot pay splash spoon what yesterday sir...' 7. -'What is worse than biting an apple and finding a worm ?' - 'Finding closed else finished half hot pay splash spoon what yesterday a worm !' 8. -'Doctor, every morning, my eye hurts when I drink my coffee.' - 'Take the closed else finished half hot pay splash spoon what yesterday out.' 9. -'Pupil, if you have 49 pence in one pocket and 53 pence in the other, what do you have ?' - ' Somebody closed else finished half hot pay splash spoon what yesterday 's trousers !' 10. -'Doctor, I've lost my memory !' -'When did it happen ?' -'When did closed else finished half hot pay splash spoon what yesterday happen ?' End of the learn English: Jokes (21.06.2008 22:45)A free English exercise to learn English.
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