HALLOWEEN JOKES

1) What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
Answer: Hello, hello, hello.

2) What kind of street does a ghost like best?
Answer: A dead end.

3) Where do vampires live?
Answer: In the Vampire State Building.

4) Why are black cats such good singers?
Answer: They are very mewsical.

5) What do you call serious rocks?
Answer: Grave stones.

6) What's a vampire's favorite feast?
Answer: Fangsgiving Day dinner.

7) What is a witch's favorite subject?
Answer: Spelling.