HALLOWEEN JOKES 1) What do you say to a ghost with three heads? Answer: Hello, hello, hello. 2) What kind of street does a ghost like best? Answer: A dead end. 3) Where do vampires live? Answer: In the Vampire State Building. 4) Why are black cats such good singers? Answer: They are very mewsical. 5) What do you call serious rocks? Answer: Grave stones. 6) What's a vampire's favorite feast? Answer: Fangsgiving Day dinner. 7) What is a witch's favorite subject? Answer: Spelling.