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Exercise "Funny jokes", created by papjo30 (a free exercise to learn English):
Results of the 1 565 people who have taken this test:
Average mark: 65.5 / 100 Share
Latest member with a 100/100 (perfect mark): biscotte92 / FRANCE, on Thursday 15 February - 11:38:
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Stats (1564 candidates)
Question 1 passed: 81.8 %
Conversation in a gallery between a customer and an art dealer. Customer:"And this,I suppose,is one of those ugly caricatures you call modern art?" Art dealer :"No, it's just a * ."
Question 2 passed: 36.6 %
Young lady :"What made you decide to become a parachute jumper?" Young man :" A plane with three dead *."
Question 3 passed: 80.4 %
Love statement 1 :" I could go to the end of the world for you. "" Great but could you * there?"
Question 4 passed: 72.1 %
Love statement 2 :"I offer you myself. " "Sorry I never accept cheap *."
Question 5 passed: 58.6 %
Love statement 3: " I want to share everything with you." "Let's start with your bank *."
Question 6 passed: 58.4 %
About food "How did you find your steak,sir?" "I looked under a small slice of onion and * it was."
Question 7 passed: 86.3 %
Chatting with God: " Hi God,why did you make women so beautiful?"God:" So that you will * them."
Question 8 passed: 87.2 %
"But why did you make them so dumb ?"God:" So that they will love *."
Question 9 passed: 41.8 %
About transport:on a crowded bus one man noticed another man sitting with his eyes closed. "What's the matter?Are you sick?""No I'm fine.It's just that I hate to see old ladies* ."
Question 10 passed: 42.5 %
It's my birthday: My friend gave me a tie for my birthday : "I wonder what would go best with it."she said . I blinked at the tie and said " A long *."
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