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    Exercise "Funny jokes", created by papjo30 (a free exercise to learn English):
    Results of the 1 339 people who have taken this test:
    Average mark: 65.5 / 100 Share

    Latest member with a 100/100 (perfect mark): waky / FRANCE, on Wednesday 10 July - 10:43:

    They got a perfect mark

    Stats (1338 candidates)
    Question 1 passed: 81.9 %
    Conversation in a gallery between a customer and an art dealer. Customer:"And this,I suppose,is one of those ugly caricatures you call modern art?" Art dealer :"No, it's just a * ."

    Question 2 passed: 35.4 %
    Young lady :"What made you decide to become a parachute jumper?" Young man :" A plane with three dead *."

    Question 3 passed: 80.7 %
    Love statement 1 :" I could go to the end of the world for you. "" Great but could you * there?"

    Question 4 passed: 73 %
    Love statement 2 :"I offer you myself. " "Sorry I never accept cheap *."

    Question 5 passed: 58.4 %
    Love statement 3: " I want to share everything with you." "Let's start with your bank *."

    Question 6 passed: 57.5 %
    About food "How did you find your steak,sir?" "I looked under a small slice of onion and * it was."

    Question 7 passed: 87.4 %
    Chatting with God: " Hi God,why did you make women so beautiful?"God:" So that you will * them."

    Question 8 passed: 88.8 %
    "But why did you make them so dumb ?"God:" So that they will love *."

    Question 9 passed: 42.1 %
    About transport:on a crowded bus one man noticed another man sitting with his eyes closed. "What's the matter?Are you sick?""No I'm fine.It's just that I hate to see old ladies* ."

    Question 10 passed: 43 %
    It's my birthday: My friend gave me a tie for my birthday : "I wonder what would go best with it."she said . I blinked at the tie and said " A long *."

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