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Exercise "Puns and jokes", created by lili73 (a free exercise to learn English):
Results of the 21 358 people who have taken this test:
Average mark: 60 / 100 Share
Latest member with a 100/100 (perfect mark): jac73 / FRANCE, on Saturday 04 January - 15:36:
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Stats (19281 candidates)
Question 1 passed: 56.6 %
1. {2-32380.jpg}Why do cows have bells?Because * horns don't work.a horn is also the thing in a vehicle that you use to make a warning noise, in French: klaxon
Question 2 passed: 59.2 %
2.{18724.jpg} What starts with P ends with E and has * of letters? The Post Office
Question 3 passed: 70.9 %
3.{2-30830.gif}How * letters are there in the alphabet?24 because E.T. went home.{19399.gif}
Question 4 passed: 50.4 %
4.{22541.gif} * has many keys but can't open any door? a pianoa key: une clé a key: une touche du clavier d'un piano
Question 5 passed: 51.3 %
5.{15585.jpg} Why did this man * his clock? He wanted to see time fly. fly: voler time flies: expression pour dire que le temps passe vite
Question 6 passed: 54.4 %
6. {18643.jpg} Which is *, heat or cold?Heat because you can catch a cold. to catch: attraper I'll try to catch the cat. To catch a cold: s'enrhumer, attraper un rhume
Question 7 passed: 64.4 %
7.English is a strange language, there is no egg in the eggplant {2-25820.jpg} and * pine nor apple in the pineapple {2-30420.jpg}
Question 8 passed: 53.2 %
8.If a man * in China {17370.jpg} went to Brazil {18951.jpg} and died in Egypt {2-26157.jpg}, what would he be?Dead!
Question 9 passed: 53.6 %
9.{20771.jpg}Did your father help you with your homework?Yes, he did it all by *
Question 10 passed: 57 %
10. {15641.jpg}A bicycle can't stand on * own because it is two-tired.tire is the American spelling of tyre (pneu) two-tired: qui a 2 pneus too tired: trop fatiguée
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