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    Learn English > English lessons and exercises > English test #117775: Funny story
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    Funny story


    Two women talking in heaven :

    -Hello. How did you die?

    -I froze to death.

    -How horrible!

    -It wasn't so bad. I began to sleep and finally I died a peaceful death. What about you?

    -I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself watching TV.

    -So, what happened?

    -I was sure there was another woman somewhere. I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. Finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    -Too bad you didn't look in the freezer...we'd both still be alive.





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    1. Two women talking.

    2. I to death.

    3. I began to .

    4. I died a death.

    5. I suspected my husband was .

    6. I was sure there was another .

    7. I checked under all the .

    8. I became so .

    9. Too bad you didn't look in the ,

    10. we'd both still be .









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