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Doctor, can you tell me...?

                The last line of a joke is called the PUNCHLINE (la chute).

                   Find the correct punchline for each of these jokes!!

    (All of the jokes are conversations between a doctor and a patient.)

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Patient : - Doctor, I've swallowed a pencil. What shall I do ?
Doctor : - I know, doctor, I've been ill.I'm nervous too. It's the first operation I've ever done.Next !That's fantastic, I've never been able to play it before.Use a penWell, you've got it againWhen did WHAT happen ?Who said that ? I don't know



Patient : - Doctor, I've lost my memory
Doctor : - When did this happen?
Patient : - I know, doctor, I've been ill.I'm nervous too. It's the first operation I've ever done.Next !That's fantastic, I've never been able to play it before.Use a penWell, you've got it againWhen did WHAT happen ?Who said that ? I don't know



Patient : - Good morning, doctor.
Doctor: - Good morning, Mr. Jones. I haven't seen you for a long time
Patient: - I know, doctor, I've been ill.I'm nervous too. It's the first operation I've ever done.Next !That's fantastic, I've never been able to play it before.Use a penWell, you've got it againWhen did WHAT happen ?Who said that ? I don't know



Patient: - What do you think, doctor?
Doctor: - Have you had this problem before?
Patient: - Yes, doctor.
Doctor: - I know, doctor, I've been ill.I'm nervous too. It's the first operation I've ever done.Next !That's fantastic, I've never been able to play it before.Use a penWell, you've got it againWhen did WHAT happen ?Who said that ? I don't know



Patient : - Doctor, I'm very nervous. This is the first operation I've ever had.
Doctor: - I know, doctor, I've been ill.I'm nervous too. It's the first operation I've ever done.Next !That's fantastic, I've never been able to play it before.Use a penWell, you've got it againWhen did WHAT happen ?Who said that ? I don't know



Patient: - Doctor, I think I've become invisible
Doctor: - I know, doctor, I've been ill.I'm nervous too. It's the first operation I've ever done.Next !That's fantastic, I've never been able to play it before.Use a penWell, you've got it againWhen did WHAT happen ?Who said that ? I don't know



Patient: - Doctor, after the operation, will I be able to play the violin?
Doctor: - Yes, of course
Patient: - I know, doctor, I've been ill.I'm nervous too. It's the first operation I've ever done.Next !That's fantastic, I've never been able to play it before.Use a penWell, you've got it againWhen did WHAT happen ?Who said that ? I don't know



Patient: - Doctor, no one is interested in me.
Doctor: - I know, doctor, I've been ill.I'm nervous too. It's the first operation I've ever done.Next !That's fantastic, I've never been able to play it before.Use a penWell, you've got it againWhen did WHAT happen ?Who said that ? I don't know