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    Learn English > English lessons and exercises > English test #42959: Jokes
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    Jokes


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    1. - 'Driver, does this bus stop at the river ?' -'There'll be a terrible if it doesn't, Madam...'

    2. -'Waiter, you've got your thumb in my soup !' -'That's all right sir, it's not ...'

    3. -'Doctor, I keep forgetting things' -' In that case, please me now !'

    4. -'Mummy, the baby is eating the newspaper !' -'It's all right, dear. It's 's newspaper !'

    5. -'Did you change the fish's water ?' -'No... It still hasn't the water I put in last week.'

    6. -'How do you like school, Jo ?' -'Preferably sir...'

    7. -'What is worse than biting an apple and finding a worm ?' - 'Finding a worm !'

    8. -'Doctor, every morning, my eye hurts when I drink my coffee.' - 'Take the out.'

    9. -'Pupil, if you have 49 pence in one pocket and 53 pence in the other, what do you have ?' - ' Somebody
    's trousers !'

    10. -'Doctor, I've lost my memory !' -'When did it happen ?' -'When did happen ?'










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