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    HALLOWEEN JOKES

    1) What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
    Answer: Hello, hello, hello.

     

    2) What kind of street does a ghost like best?
    Answer: A dead end.

     

    3) Where do vampires live?
    Answer: In the Vampire State Building.

     

    4) Why are black cats such good singers?
    Answer: They are very mewsical.

     

    5) What do you call serious rocks?
    Answer: Grave stones.

     

    6) What's a vampire's favorite feast?
    Answer: Fangsgiving Day dinner.

     

    7) What is a witch's favorite subject?
    Answer: Spelling.