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    1) What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
    Answer: Hello, hello, hello.


    2) What kind of street does a ghost like best?
    Answer: A dead end.


    3) Where do vampires live?
    Answer: In the Vampire State Building.


    4) Why are black cats such good singers?
    Answer: They are very mewsical.


    5) What do you call serious rocks?
    Answer: Grave stones.


    6) What's a vampire's favorite feast?
    Answer: Fangsgiving Day dinner.


    7) What is a witch's favorite subject?
    Answer: Spelling.