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Conversation in a gallery between a customer and an art dealer.
Customer:'And this,I suppose,is one of those ugly caricatures you call modern art?'
Art dealer :'No, it's just a (

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Young lady :'What made you decide to become a parachute jumper?'
Young man :' A plane with three dead (

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Love statement 1 :' I could go to the end of the world for you. '
' Great but could you (

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Love statement 2 :'I offer you myself. '
'Sorry I never accept cheap (

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Love statement 3: ' I want to share everything with you.'
'Let's start with your bank (

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About food 'How did you find your steak,sir?'
'I looked under a small slice of onion and (

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Chatting with God: ' Hi God,why did you make women so beautiful?'
God:' So that you will (

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'But why did you make them so dumb ?'
God:' So that they will love (

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About transport:on a crowded bus one man noticed another man sitting with his eyes closed.
'What's the matter?Are you sick?'
'No I'm fine.It's just that I hate to see old ladies (

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It's my birthday: My friend gave me a tie for my birthday :
'I wonder what would go best with it.'she said .
I blinked at the tie and said ' A long (

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