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    Learn English > English lessons and exercises > English test #62615: Puns and jokes
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    Puns and jokes

                                                    PUNS and JOKES



    A PUN 

    How do you cut the ocean in half?   the answer is: With a see-saw

                   a saw                                a see-saw


     A JOKE

    Why do witches have brooms?      answer: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy

                 broom: balai                vacuum cleaner

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       Why do cows have bells?Because horns don't work.
    a horn is also the thing in a vehicle that you use to make a warning noise, in French: klaxon 

       What starts with P ends with E and has of letters?  The Post Office


    How letters are there in the alphabet?

    24 because E.T. went home.

      has many keys but can't open any door? a piano
    a key: une clé     a key: une touche du clavier d'un piano      

       Why did this man his clock?   He wanted to see time fly.
             fly: voler      time flies: expression pour dire que le temps passe vite

      Which is , heat or cold?Heat because you can catch a cold.
     to catch: attraper    I'll try to catch the cat.    To catch a cold: s'enrhumer, attraper un rhume

    English is a strange language, there is no egg in the eggplant and pine nor apple in the pineapple

    If a man in China went to Brazil and
    died in Egypt , what would he be?

    Did your father help you with your homework?Yes, he did it all by

      A bicycle can't stand on own because it is two-tired.
    tire is the American spelling of tyre (pneu)     two-tired: qui a 2 pneus    too tired: trop fatiguée

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